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[Giveaway] Stone Cold Fox at Beat Kitchen, April 27

written by: on April 19, 2013

Looking for something to do next Saturday? Well, we have a pair of tickets to give away for New York-based band Stone Cold Fox at Beat Kitchen on Saturday, April 27. To win tickets, leave a comment by Thursday, April 25 describing your idea of a stone cold fox. The best (read: accurate or bizarre and hilarious) comment will win a pair of tickets.

Winners will be announced on Friday. We need your first and last name to add you to the guest list with a plus one.

Stone Cold Fox live at Grasslands on March 22, 2013.

The 21+ show starts at 9 p.m. Also playing that night is Verona Red, Elusive Parallelograms and Kelroy. Beat Kitchen is located at 2100 W. Belmont Ave.  Chicago, IL 60618.

  • Matt Holland

    I think of a hybrid species: a mix of (WWE, formerly WWF) professional wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin and Star Fox, of SNES/N64 fame:

    A ‘roided out Stone Cold Fox would come out to the ring with SCF’s “Seventeen” as his entrance music, replete with his light beer of choice which he uses to spray and/or vanquish his enemies.

    And when he gets into shouting matches with jerks who try to cramp his style, he has an arsenal of catchphrases to spray and/or vanquish them with:

    Jerk: “Stone Cold Fox I’m going to beat you up like beating up is going out of style.”

    Stone Cold Fox: “Be careful, it’s a trap!”

    J: “It’s nothing of the sort. It’s the truth.”

    SCF: “Do a barrel roll!”

    J: “What?”

    SCF sprays a beer on J, chugs a beer, drops the mic. The crowd goes bananas.

    • Pop ‘stache

      Matt Holland,

      Congratulations you’re going to tomorrow’s show for free! Also, you’re hilarious.

      • Matt Holland

        Thanks! Also, thanks!

  • Pop ‘stache

    The day isn’t done yet, but Matt Holland is looking rather hard to beat.